Minister without portaloo

Quickie comment: Grant Shitts has just been given his fifth Cabinet position in 12 months in a mini-reshuffle by Rishi Sunak. Having previously distinguished himself (sic) as transport secretary, home secretary, business secretary and energy secretary he is now defence secretary. What could possibly go wrong? Reviewing the record of Shitts' successes in his former roles from his beseiged bunker in Kyiv, President Volodymyr Zelensky must be contemplating surrender.

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