An open letter to the global south
Dear friends I'm sorry not to have written sooner but I've been very busy recently protesting about the global climate crisis. I appreciate that this is affecting you much more directly than us in the global north but we're all in the same boat aren't we? Not the flimsy inflatable kind, obviously, but metaphorically. As you may have seen, we in the UK are currently experiencing a shortage of tomatoes and cucumbers in our supermarkets. Can you believe it? Brexit must take its share of the blame, of course, as the rest of Europe seems unaffected by such shortages but they are having other problems, like the rivers Rhine and Po running dry. And the French and Italians are getting very worried about their vineyards, which might actually work in England's favour. After all, the Romans grew grapes here right up to Hadrian's Wall and our white wines are really quite good so maybe, with a few more degrees of heat, we could actually start producing some decent reds too.